IS THERE A MINIMUM ORDER SIZE?

No, but our recommendation is that you order a lot... like a tremendous amount.

 

HOW DO I PLACE AN ORDER?

Click the buttons.  Follow the prompts.  You got this! :)

 

IS THERE A DAILY RATE?

The rate has been paid in full.  Thank Jesus. He did in fact pay it all.

 

WHEN DO I NEED TO MAKE A RESERVATION?

You don't.

 

WHAT IS YOUR CHANGE POLICY?

That you change into your new Davidic drip in the privacy of your own private jet (or the equivalent space that your currency provides).

 

DO YOU HAVE AN EMERGENCY NUMBER?

Absolutely, not. But you can call or text us at 424-322-9948 and say "Hi" anytime!

 

WHAT ARE YOUR PAYMENT POLICIES?

That you pay....and that your payment goes through. That is all.